Re: Warriors Bandwagon…
on second thought, maybe the criteria for jumping on the warriors bandwagon should be 1) the ability to list off 30 warriors players from the last 15 years, OR 2) be jessica alba.
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My sources in Hollywood tell me reliably that Jessica Alba has requested a ticket for Sunday’s Game 4 in Oakland.
Yes: I’m well aware that Alba and Baron Davis are longtime pals. But I’ll go out on a limb and say that it’s still a rather momentous occasion when an actress of Alba’s hotness, er, stature, wants to fly in for a courtside seat.
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If loving the warriors because Alba loves the warriors is wrong, then I dont want to be right.
I think the requirement should be:
1. Having attended at least 5 games this season before the trade.
2. Watched at least 100 quarters of Warriors basketball on television this season.
Being a sports history nerd and knowing who started in 1980 does not make you a fan…
eh, those are probably ok proxies also. but honestly, listing off 30 since 1992 is not really difficult; anyone who cared about the warriors at all within the last five years could probably do it.
i did it off-the-cuff yesterday and i got about 50 (and i’m not even a warriors fan). there have been about 20 in the last two seasons alone.
I agree 30 is not a tall order considering all of the ludicrous draft picks, trades, and free agents that are big names such as owens, arenas, webber, smith, diogu, pietrus, etc. Not to mention, just the players that have been on the roster this year. That being said, i wouldn’t expect a ton of fans to remember all the names of the departed. hearkening back to the rick barry, wilt chamberlain is quite a lot to ask of a modern day hoops fan.
wait, i’m confused about this idea that the warriors must be hot because jessica alba is taking time to get onto a private jet and watch a game courtside. as though this is a fate that would make anyone else claw their own face off. it’s not like jessica alba is flying redeye economy class to pumice the calluses of every single player on the team. if she were doing THAT, the warriors would be hot.