Law & Order

This link’s for Phil, who responded to my news about moving to an all-healthy diet with the line, “Is your vagina sore?” (And yes, my college friends and I really say things like that to each other): WSJ: Tony Gonzalez is a vegan?!

Now what I’m getting from the article is that I can get ripped and break several NFL season records by eating healthy. Totally reasonable goals and not at all outside the realm of possibility! By the way, I’m still asian and 5′11″.

Phil, be sure to note the Chuck Norris-like ‘Law & Order’ guns on Gonzalez in the video below. That’s going to be me in six months:

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God, I could really use a Jersey Joe’s cheesesteak right now. Time for another orange…