The truth is that I started the season guessing that my approximate win percentage on a per-game basis would be approximately 52-55% (52.38% would be essentially break-even with the house). 88-70-2 is slightly better than 55%, which means I’m probably just a tad outside of the mean and I would probably expect to see some reverting back in the direction of even over the next couple of weeks. That being said:

1. The NFL season is highly-variant on a per-week or even per-month basis (the small number of games makes it so), and
2. Individual NFL games deviate dramatically from expected value often, due to the large percentage of a game’s total score that a single play can have. Case in point: an incorrect call by the officials swinging an 8-point Steelers win to a 1-point Steelers win last week.

All of that is a long way of saying: things have gone pretty much as expected for the season.

Last week: 12-4
Overall Season Results: 88-70-2

Thursday

CIN (+11) at PIT
[Note: picked this game on Thursday morning.] Hard to imagine Cincinnati being able to move the ball on the ground (or in the air without Ocho Cinco) in this game.
Pick: PIT

Sunday

HOU (+3) at CLE
The really good sign last week was Brady Quinn hooking up with Braylon Edwards several times. I think Winslow probably plays in this game and the Browns get it done.
Pick: CLE

BUF (-3) at KC
Well that Buffalo Bills bandwagon fell apart in a quick hurry. You can tell because they’re giving up three points to a 1-9 team. Really?
Pick: BUF

NYJ (+5.5) at TEN
This pretty much comes down to which Brett Favre shows up. But if we let ourselves lose the cynicism for a moment, maybe Favre is really settling in with his new team and has brought some effective balance to the Jets.
Pick: NYJ

NWE (+1.5) at MIA
Very different Pats team from the one that got stomped on in Week 3 and ended my Survivor League season.
Pick: NWE

SFO (+10) at DAL
I still think the Niners are better than most folks think. I’m also incredibly biased.
Pick: SFO

TB (-8.5) at DET
I can already see the dirty backdoor cover showing up here. Tampa’s a solid team but they usually end up playing a ton of close games and don’t stomp on teams on the road.
Pick: DET

PHI (+1.5) at BAL
Westbrook beat up and the Eagles not looking hot. Baltimore got bludgeoned by the Giants last week, but who isn’t getting crushed by Eli and company lately?
Pick: BAL

CHI (-7.5) at STL
I saw it in-person last week: the Rams are awful.
Pick: CHI

MIN (+2) at JAX
Jacksonville’s run defense hasn’t been stout – I think AP has a big day against the Jaguars.
Pick: MIN

CAR (+1) at ATL
Bounceback game for the Panthers after two subpar performances against the two worst teams in the league.
Pick: CAR

OAK (+9) at DEN
Shanahan LOVES to run it up on Al Davis’ team whenever possible. You have to love the guys who don’t EVER let old grudges die…
Pick: DEN

WAS (-3.5) at SEA
Slightly bizarre line to me. It’s Matt Hasselbeck, not Joe Montana, right? I understand that stadium is hard to play in, but…
Pick: WAS

NYG (-3.5) at ARI
I think oddsmakers are thinking that sports gamblers are going to be swayed by Arizona’s lofty-looking record, but 4 of their wins have been against the NFC West and the other three were against Miami (pre-Wildcat), Buffalo, and a Romo-less Dallas team.
Pick: NYG

IND (+3) at SD
Norv Turner was able to score a victory over the NTR last week on the basis of a shitty call by the officials at the end of the game. Ouch. 7-3 on the season is still a pretty solid start. Good signs from the Indy running game last weekend.
Pick: IND

Monday

GB (+2.5) at NO
Packers are playing well right now. They’re 1-2 over the past three games, but could just as easily have been 3-0.
Pick: GB

That’s probably my fault for not thoroughly explaining the Norv Turner Rule. The rule actually originated during the 2004 and 2005 season, when Turner was coaching the Raiders. During those seasons, I would usually be forced into watching Raiders games due to the NFL’s broadcast rules. What I saw was a man (with a tremendous track record as an offensive coordinator, by the way) who has absolutely no business being an NFL coach. What stood out was not so much the losing, as it was the complete lack of preparation and passion from his teams.

Fast forward to last year when Turner got the job from the Chargers. Here was a sportsbetting dream: an awful coach with unreal talent on his sideline. Talent so strong that they could coast through the majority of games and win. Sure, every fifth game or so, the Chargers would really come to play and obliterate their opponents. But with Norv Turner at the helm, you could be sure that they wouldn’t do so consistently. Yet, since they’re so talented, their record would continue to look impressive, which would lead to oddsmakers assuming (correctly) that gamblers would respect that.

I have to admit, I was a bit worried about the NTR at the start of the season when San Diego lost a couple of top talents (Merriman, etc.), but Rivers has played well enough to keep their record decent, leading to ridiculous spreads like -14.5 last week against Kansas City.

By the way, the NTR is 7-2 this season.

Last week: 10-4
Overall Season Results: 76-66-2

Thursday

NYJ (+3) at NWE
[Note: posted this before Thursday evening's game.] Surprising balance lately by the Jets offense and their defense has been pretty stout as well. Short week is generally relatively better for teams facing Belichick (longer the week, more time for his crazy adjustments).
Pick: NYJ

Sunday

DEN (+6) at ATL
Lots of points here, especially against an explosive offense like Denver. I do like what’s going on in Atlanta, but Cutler has his full complement of receivers back. Not having a legitimate tailback shouldn’t slow them down that much.
Pick: DEN

OAK (+10.5) at MIA
Normally I would scoff at a spread this outrageous for Miami – they’re just not the kind of group that blows other people out a lot. The offense isn’t really built that way. But this is the Raiders. It’s bizarre to think they actually beat the Jets.
Pick: MIA

BAL (+6.5) at NYG
Interesting how the Giants have turned into a genuinely dominant team. Monster running game, diverse passing game (with a smart QB), and a brutal defense. Throw in homefield advantage and an inconsistent Baltimore team…
Pick: NYG

HOU (+7.5) at IND
Indy needed several really poor decisions by Big Ben to pull out that win last week. With Slaton back this week, the Texans should be able to keep it close and possibly pull this out.
Pick: HOU

TEN (-3) at JAX
We’re supposed to be on the Jacksonville bandwagon because they ran all over Detroit last week? Not buying it.
Pick: TEN

CHI (+3.5) at GB
Two really rough losses for the Packers, leading to this game to basically decide whether their season is over. I like Rodgers to go nuts on the battered Chicago secondary.
Pick: GB

PHI (-9) at CIN
That’s an awful lot of points for any team to be favored on the road. Cincinnati, coming off a bye week, was starting to look almost decent a few weeks ago.
Pick: CIN

NO (-5.5) at KC
LJ’s back and should help give KC some good balance on offense. Brees and company are in a bit of a free fall.
Pick: KC

DET (+14) at CAR
Bounce-back game this week for Carolina, after zombie-walking past Oakland. Playing at home, against Daunte Culpepper looks like a good place to start.
Pick: CAR

MIN (+4) at TB
Home-field advantage in the NFC South means a lot. Tampa’s defense matches up well with Minnesota I think.
Pick: TB

STL (+6.5) at SFO
I maybe be a total homer, but I don’t see how a Jackson-less Rams team can stick with San Francisco when I’m in the stands cheering.
Pick: SFO

ARI (-3) at SEA
So… Seattle’s homefield advantage is pretty solid. And Hasselbeck is back. And the Niners weren’t a great win last week… But 3 points?
Pick: ARI

SD (+4.5) at PIT
I’ve got to admit, San Diego looks tempting this week with injuries and other problems pointing in their direction. But after writing that above post, I can’t go pick the Chargers, can I?
Pick: PIT

DAL (-1.5) at WAS
Romo back, bigger role for Roy E. Williams. It should all lead to better running lanes for Barber against a Portis-like Redskins team.
Pick: DAL

Monday

CLE (+5.5) at BUF
Buffalo is in a real free fall and the Cleveland defense is actually pretty stout. Long week of prep for the rookie QB to go on the road probably means he’ll be decently prepared.
Pick: CLE

• In the offseason, the Raiders traded 2nd and 5th round picks for DeAngelo Hall, a cornerback who went to the Pro Bowl last year. They did this against Kiffin’s opinions.
• Hall played eight games for the Raiders this season, getting paid $1M PER GAME. He was dusted several times for long gains, playing opposite the Raiders star CB Nnamdi Asomugha.
• The Raiders unceremoniously cut him yesterday, basically lighting their two draft picks on fire and releasing a very talented player
• Now other Raiders players are speaking out, saying things like: “I’ve never been in a situation where you cut one of the best players,” and “I am just a player so I can’t speak on it. I don’t make the decisions…. we’re just supposed to shut up and play.”

Good times! It really makes me relieved to be a Niners fan. I can’t believe I just wrote that.

Last week: 9-5
Overall Season Results: 66-62-2

Thursday

DEN (+3) at CLE
If there was a good time to start out as a first-time QB, it’s against the awful Broncos defense. Denver is reeling and just can’t stop the run. Look for Jamal Lewis to get a lot of work on the ground.
Pick: CLE

Sunday

JAX (-6) at DET
I’m having trouble understanding why Jacksonville is playing so badly. They can’t even run the ball anymore against normal NFL teams. Luckily Detroit is less than a normal NFL team.
Pick: JAX

TEN (-3) at CHI
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s get ahold of ourselves here. Isn’t one of these teams 8-0 and didn’t the other team almost lose to the Lions last week? Chicago might play inspired ball and pull this off, but the spread seems bizarre.
Pick: TEN

BUF (+4) at NWE
If the Bills lose this game, they’ll be in a serious hole. It’s bizarre that they’ve been unable to run the ball. And Trent Edwards just isn’t (yet) the kind of QB that can carry a team for 16 games.
Pick: NWE

NO (+1) at ATL
I do like what the Falcons are doing right now, but Brees and company should have a good day. Colston should finally be back at full speed.
Pick: NO

STL (+9) at NYJ
Too many points. The Rams didn’t look great last week, but Favre and company can’t really trusted to stomp on teams every week. I’m thinking OJ gets a pick or two in this one.
Pick: STL

SEA (+9) at MIA
I still can’t believe the Niners lost to this team…
Pick: MIA

GB (+2.5) at MIN
Who would’ve thought that Gus Frerotte would be the biggest gunslinger in a game between the Vikings and the Packers?
Pick: MIN

CAR (-9) at OAK
Clearly the Raiders’ release of DeAngelo Hall is going to solve all their problems. After all, it’s not like the Falcons left treadmarks all over them last week.
Pick: CAR

KC (+14.5) at SD
The Norv Turner Rule is definitely poised to move to 7-2 on the season this week. The Chiefs are playing much better and Norv Turner was once the head coach of the Raiders.
Pick: KC

IND (+3) at PIT
For real this tim, Peyton and co. are getting it together.
Pick: IND

NYG (+2.5) at PHI
At what point did Eli Manning become the brother who was more reliable and less likely to throw some outrageous picks? I feel like they roll in this game.
Pick: NYG

BAL (-1) at HOU
Sage Rosenfels is like Matt Schaub… ‘s Dad. Who needs Willis McGahee when you’ve got Ray Rice and company?
Pick: BAL

Monday

SF (+9.5) at ARI
I’m pretty confident that Shaun Hill can keep this game close – it also sounds like the Niners will be pounding the run a bit more, which will be a welcome change.
Pick: SF

Bye week for the Niners, so I won’t have to glue myself to the television/seat screaming at Manny Lawson to do something with his life. Also, the Chargers are off this week, so no Norv Turner Rule in effect. For those of you scoring at home, The NTR (“If you have the opportunity to pick against Norv Turner, take that opportunity.”) is 6-2 this season. I think it’s about 43-2 lifetime. I counted it.

Last week: 8-6
Overall Season Results: 57-57-2

Sunday

HOU (+4.5) at MIN
Minnesota hasn’t really showed anything impressive yet and the Texans have looked surprisingly explosive on offense. I would probably bet on Houston on the Money Line in this game.
Pick: HOU

JAX (-7.5) at CIN
Just not really that impressed by Jacksonville right now. They’re not running the ball, their offensive line is horrible, and their D is giving up 100+ yards per game. Cedric Benson actually looks like a real NFL player for Cincinnati
Pick: CIN

TB (-8) at KC
Where did that performance from Tyler Thigpen come from last week? Maybe this team has some fight in them after all. Tampa’s offense was awful last week against the Crappy Cowboys.
Pick: KC

BAL (+1.5) at CLE
Cleveland’s defense has been really fantastic lately and Anderson’s coming around. Kellen Winslow back in this game and Chris McAlister might still be out for Baltimore. I’ll take the home team.
Pick: CLE

NYJ (+5.5) at BUF
I think Buffalo gets back on track against Favre’s old gunslinger self. Jets have not played well on the road.
Pick: BUF

ARI (-3) at STL
I’d rather bet on the o/u on this game. 48? Seems low. St. Louis looks like a completely different team under Haslett. Note: I was officially on the Donnie Avery bandwagon before it got crowded.
Pick: STL

DET (+13) at CHI
Since getting battered by these Bears four weeks ago, Detroit has actually put up a pretty good fight against their next three opponents. 13 points just seems like a ton.
Pick: DET

GB (+4.5) at TEN
Picking Tennessee has been pretty much a lock for me every week so far, but for some reason Green Bay (off a bye, Bigby and Harris back) seem like they’re putting things together. Rodgers, do not screw me again.
Pick: GB

MIA (+3.5) at DEN
Biggest slide in spread of the week, down from 6 points early. Both defenses have been pretty bad, Cutler is healthy with most of his full complement of receivers back off the bye.
Pick: DEN

ATL (-3) at OAK
The Tom Cable era, not going great. Picking a rookie quarterback on the road is scary, but picking the Raiders is scarier.
Pick: ATL

DAL (+8) at NYG
Brad Johnson won’t be finishing this game for the Cowboys. He’ll either get knocked out on one of 40 sacks or he’ll just get benched. Huge win last weekend by the Giants.
Pick: NYG

PHI (-6.5) at SEA
I hate to say it, but the Seahawks somehow blew the Niners out last week without looking impressive.
Pick: PHI

NWE (+6) at IND
Six points is a lot to give to a team that seems to be getting its bearings. The Pats are getting back to their old style of play, which won them Super Bowls before Brady made a deal with the Devil and turned it into the Evil Empire. Something just seems off about Indy.
Pick: NWE

Monday

PIT (+2) at WAS
Game of the week, on a monday night no less. Santonio and Willie Parker back for the Steelers should help on offense and I think their defense will do just fine.
Pick: PIT

Last week: 7-7
Overall Season Results: 49-51-2

Sunday

OAK (+7) at BAL
The Raiders started letting Russell really air it out last week. If they do that this week, the Ravens’ D will be the highest-scoring fantasy football player of week 8.
Pick: BAL

SD (-3) at NO (in London)
Fact: The ‘NTR’ is officially 5-2 this season. If you’re not sure what that is, might need to re-read previous weeks.
Pick: NO

KC (+13.5) at NYJ
Huge spread for a team that couldn’t beat the Raiders last week. After all, was it really that surprising that KC would get blown out against Tennessee? Just seems like too many points.
Pick: KC

BUF (-1.5) at MIA
Hear that? That’s me jumping off of the Miami bandwagon. So actually, I’m not real down on Miami, but I just think this is a special Bills team.
Pick: BUF

TB (+1.5) at DAL
The Cowboys are in a free-fall, and the way to get out of it isn’t to play a resurgent Jeff Garcia. Galloway might come back to burn the Dallas DB’s this weekend too.
Pick: TB

ATL (+8.5) at PHI
Westbrook’s back and Philly will be throwing a lot of blitz looks at Ryan after the bye week, but it seems like the rookie is prepared beyond his years. I’ll take the points here.
Pick: ATL

STL (+7) at NWE
Two INT’s for OJ last weekend, including a fantastic grab while covering TO. I have to keep picking them, right? Harrison is a big loss for the Pats.
Pick: STL

ARI (+4.5) at CAR
As mentioned last week, home-field advantage in the NFC South really means something.
Pick: CAR

WAS (-7.5) at DET
The only real question in this game is whether Washington pulls off the gas pedal early.
Pick: WAS

CLE (+7) at JAX
Cleveland is really on the verge of putting this all together. I swear this time.
Pick: CLE

NYG (+3) at PIT
This game could be a Super Bowl preview. I like the Steelers at home in a tough, low-scoring matchup.
Pick: PIT

SEA (+5.5) at SF
It took a religious moment for Seattle to cover that spread last weekend. Who goes up 17-0 and puts on the brakes like Tampa did?
Pick: SF

CIN (+9.5) at HOU
The Bengals just straight gave up last week. +9.5 points is kind of a sucker spread, because it looks huge but is usually pretty much the same thing as +7.5 in football.
Pick: HOU

Monday

IND (+4) at TEN
Man, that whole “Indianapolis is back!” thing last week? Johnson and White run for about 250 this week.
Pick: TEN